Another Funny Story ^ ^

As we know laughter is the best medicine for us. If u stress or mad try to laugh, because it will make u feel comfortable and cool down.Trust me.ehehe. So here i have some stupid story for all of you..

Story 1:

A Computer Geek is crossing the road when he sees a frog who starts talking. "If you kiss me," the frog says, "I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do whatever you want." The guy smiles and pockets the frog. " Did you h

ear me?" ask the frog. "A beautiful princess? for a week?

"Look," says the nerd, "I haven't got time for a girlfriend. But a " talking frog" now that's cool."

Story 2:

The Farmer take a shortcut through his orchard to get to a nearby pond, carrying a bucket to bring some fruit. Once he gets to the pond, he is surprised to see two girls skinny dipping.

They see him and immediately drop below the water. "We're not coming out until you leaves!" shouts one of the girls. "I didn't come to watch you swim naked," say the farmer, holding up the bucket. "I'm just here to feed the gators."

Story 3:

Scientist have identified a food that, once digested, can have negative effect on people's health that last for decades, including mood-swings in women, psychotic episode in men and severe depression in both. It's called wedding cake.

Story 4:

Bert the snake goes to see his doctor. " I need something for my eyes. I can't see very well these days," he said. The doctor gives him a pair of glasses and tells him to come back in a fortnight.

Bert returns two weeks later and tell the doc he's very depressed. " What's the problem?" asks the doctor." Didn't the glasses help you?"

" The glasses are fine ," says Bert." But i just discovered I've been living with a garden hose for the last three years."

Story 5:

Have Two criminals who sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day. The priest had given them both last rites and a formal speech had been given by the warden. The warden asked the first man, " Do you have a last question?"

The man replied, "Yes, sir, i do. I love James Blunt. Could i please hear 'You're Beautiful' one last time?". Of course." replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, " What about you? what is your final request?"

" Please." said the condemned man. "kill me first."

Drum And Bass!!

Many musical genres have long since taken their baby steps before the general public tends to notice them. Rock and roll was already coming into it’s own before Alan Freed dubbed the famous moniker. Rap was long the voice of the street in New York before the Sugar Hill Gang took the Chic bass line from ‘Good Times’ and gave us ‘Rapper’s Delight.’ So long before David Bowie became entranced with drum and bass, it was the new hip music playing in the clubs in New York and London.

Drum and Bass is a form of dance music in which the name is taken from the part of the songs where the music breaks down to just the drums and the bass. It is a relatively new genre of dance music. It is really fast, usually around 140-170 beats per minute. The oddity here, though, is that a lot of the singing and music in a drum and bass track plays at half of this speed, so usually only the drums are moving this fast. This gives almost a Coltrane-type of feeling to this genre, a sense of chaos and frThough started in the London club scene in the early 90s by Fabio and Grooverider, it has spread rather quickly. It is not uncommon to hear drum and bass in Volkswagen commercials and during movies. In the last couple of years, soundtracks to Senseless, Pi, The Jackal, The Saint and Lost Highway have all contained tracks that could be considered drum and bass. David Bowie completed an entire electronic album in 1997, Earthling, which included quite a bit of drum and bass. That same year, Roni Size’s first major label album, New Forms, won the Brit Award for Album of the Year. It is a very encompassing genre, because just as easily as it can be fierce and manic it can be lush and soothing. Drum and Bass is one of the most creative, innovative, and flexible genres of music today.

It’s good for us to be exposed to something before they know what it is. It helps to ease it into our minds. Drum and Bass is strange enough at times that many people would not even give it a chance had they not already been exposed. At times, it is almost like the science fiction of musical genres, like something we enjoy seeing but turn our heads at the most graphic point. It is not for everyone, but if interested in exploring a bit more, here is a list of wonderful drum and bass albums to get you started: Roni Size/Reprazent—New Forms, Alex Reece—So Far, Goldie—Timeless,Various artists—This Is Jungle Sky,vol. 2, Various artists—Logical Progression, vol. 3, Various artists—Jungle: Sound of the Underground, David Bowie—Earthling,

What Is Boxing?

Boxing is a martial art and a combat sport in which two people, male or female, generally of similar weight, fighteach other with their fists. Boxing is supervised by a referee and is typically engaged in during a series of one- to three-minute intervals called rounds. There are three ways to win. Victory is achieved if the opponent is knocked out and unable to get up before the referee counts to ten seconds (a Knockout, or KO) or if the opponent is deemed too injured to continue (a Technical Knockout, or TKO). If there is no stoppage of the fight before an agreed number of rounds, a winner is determined either by the referee's decision or by judges' scorecards.

Fist fighting depicted in Sumerian relief carvings from the 3rd millennium BC, while an ancient Egyptian relief from the 2nd millennium BC depicts both fist-fighters and spectators. Both depictions show bare-fisted contests. In 1927 Dr. E. A. Speiser, an archaeologist, discovered aMesopotamian stone tablet in Baghdad, Iraq depicting two men getting ready for a prize fight. The tablet is believed to be 7,000 years old. The earliest evidence for fist fighting with any kind of gloves can be found on Minoan Crete (c. 1500–900 BC), and on Sardinia, if we consider the boxing statues of Prama mountains (c. 2000–1000 BC)

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Sheltered from the storm, Sipadan Water Village Resort comprises 45 wooden water cottage that are spacious with wide sliding doors that open onto the rooms private deck for the magnificient ocean viewing. Since its opening in 1983, Sipadan Water Village Resort has develop an enviable reputation in every corner around the globe. Its architecture was inspired by the local Bajau Laut's traditional palm thatched houses made of ironwood. Visitors would have the chance to experience the life of the Bajau who are mostly fisherman. The Resort is very concerned about preserving its unspoilt environment, which explains why all of its rooms are equipped with fans, except for two that are air-conditioned. Sipadan Water Village Resort is the one of the best for Holiday.