"Rub Eye"

One man that his hand using a hook,mutilated leg,and one eye being in one interview for becoming a pirates!

Interviewer:"how can you leg mutilated?"
Man:"injured when war world two!"
Interviewer:"why you hand have a hook?"
Man:been cut with a bigger knife!"
Interviewer:"then you eye?"
Man:one day,when raining,i look upwards to the sky,suddenly have one bird dropped his shit into my eye.
Interviewer:is that the cause you eye damage and only one left??
Man:No.That not the cause. My eye excluded when i use my hook to rub my eye. .uhuhuhu.